Grand Theft Poetry

Pro Football is like nuclear warfare, there aren't any winners, only survivors
Oh how i wish my mother could hear him now
But Pop, she is in such a good mood! Don't do it.
She's almost to bright and aware for her own good
Tears sprang to her eyes, I had it wrong
I barked twice because,
In sports the benefits of strength and barking are barking are very clear,
I have a dream... that little black boys and girls can join hands but
If he heard that, he would salivate at the thought of helping them figure this out.
Why?
He is very angry with you and the Phoney Negro Sea Captain said,
We got you babe, enjoy captivity and long tall Sally.
She took a deep breath and realized
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, like
"Goodbye Mother"
but,
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.